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Many women fantasize about killing their man’s mistress.
Someone’s fantasy just came true.

Charlotte’s trying to save her trainwreck of a marriage, and she doesn’t mean to shoot anyone. But when she loses her job and comes home to find a mysterious woman sipping her wine and cuddling up to the wrong man… the gun in her purse goes off.

And just like that, the illusion of a perfect life in a luxury New York apartment vanishes. Charlotte has a corpse, a ruined rug, and a Chihuahua with a taste for human blood.

What’s worse than a body that won’t fit down the trash chute? The dead woman is the daughter of a Russian crime boss.

He wants revenge.

The police want answers.

And the Chihuahua wants seconds.

To get through Valentine’s Day without ending up in a dumpster, Charlotte must get rid of the evidence while bluffing her way past nosy drag queens, blackmailing florists, and a stripper named Thor—before the bodies pile up higher than her lies.

If you like razor-sharp banter, outrageous secrets, and darkly funny suspense you’ll love How to Murder Your Man’s Mistress.

Because some fantasies?
Are worth killing for.